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Why did the scarecrow become a plumber? He was outstanding in his field!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even bathroom excuses!
Toilet Tango
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Defecating is the only time where the phrase taking a dump is literal. It's like a dance with the toilet, and let's be honest, no one leads in that tango.
Plumbing Predicament
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Defecating is like a mission impossible sometimes. You're in a public restroom, trying to be discreet, and then the automatic flush goes off like, Mission not-so-impossible: Code Brown detected!
Synchronized Splash
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Ever notice how toilet water levels are like the ocean tide? You think you're safe, and then suddenly, it's a surprise attack. Defecation, the only time you might get wet unexpectedly.
Toilet Tunes
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Defecating at a friend's place is like being in a musical. You're in the bathroom, and suddenly you hear the sound of a distant TV getting louder. It's your cue to start the symphony of silence.
Bathroom Olympics
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I consider myself an athlete, especially when it comes to the 100-meter dash from the living room to the bathroom when nature calls. And trust me, it's a personal best every time.
Restroom Roulette
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I love how some public restrooms have fancy music playing. It's like they're trying to distract us from the fact that we're engaging in a biological function that could clear a room.
Bathroom Breakdown
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Why is it that whenever I go into a public restroom, there's a guy in the corner having a life crisis? Dude, I'm just here to do my business, not join your therapy session.
Defecating Dilemmas
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You ever notice how choosing a public restroom is like playing Russian roulette? I walk in, and suddenly it's a game of 'Will I regret this decision for the rest of my life?
A Throne Fit for a King
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Why do we call it the porcelain throne? I mean, kings must've had better things to do than sit around, wondering if their food choices were a ticking time bomb.
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