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I asked the deck of cards if it wanted to go on a date. It said, 'Deal me in!
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I dropped my deck of cards into the blender. Now I have a full house smoothie.
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What do you call a deck of cards that always tells the truth? A transparent deck.
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What do you call a deck of cards that enjoys telling jokes? A comedian-deck.
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What do you call a deck of cards that tells spooky stories? A haunted deck.
Cards and Technology
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They say a deck of cards is like a smartphone. You keep shuffling through apps (cards), hoping you'll find something interesting, but most of the time, it's just the same old deck.
Cards at the Office
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I tried playing cards with my colleagues during lunch break. It started as a friendly game, but things got intense when someone accused me of stealing their lunch money. Turns out, it was just a flush.
The Great Card Conundrum
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You ever notice how a deck of cards is like a relationship? At first, it's all hearts and diamonds, but by the end, you're just hoping not to draw the joker.
Card Counting Confessions
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I tried card counting at the casino. Turns out, they frown upon counting how many times you accidentally drop the cards on the floor.
Cards and Clumsiness
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I dropped a deck of cards on the floor, and they scattered everywhere. My friend said, Pick up the pieces. I said, If only relationships were as easy as picking up a deck of cards.
Cards and Conspiracy Theories
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I overheard someone say, A deck of cards is secretly controlling the world. I thought, Well, if that's true, I hope I'm at least the king of hearts. It sounds like a stressful job!
Card Tricks Gone Wrong
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I attempted a magic trick with a deck of cards the other day. It was going well until I asked the volunteer to pick a card, any card. Turns out, any card doesn't include my credit card.
Cardio or Cards?
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My doctor told me I need more cardio in my life. So, I took up card games. Now, every time someone says, Go fish, I consider it my daily workout.
Card Games and Aging
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You know you're getting old when you start using a deck of cards to remember people's names. Oh, yeah, the three of spades, that's Jerry, right?
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