5 Jokes For Deck Of Card

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 06 2025

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The Card Dealer

Dealing with quirky customers and their bizarre card requests.
Dealing cards is like being a therapist. People sit down, start pouring their problems, and then get mad when I can't magically turn their hand into a royal flush.

The Forgetful Magician

A magician who constantly forgets their tricks mid-performance.
Magicians say the secret to a great performance is confidence. Well, let me tell you, I've got so much confidence that sometimes I even amaze myself. Not in a good way.

The Magician's Assistant

The awkward dynamic between the magician and the assistant, who secretly wants the spotlight.
The magician asked me to pick a card. I said, "How about the one that comes with health insurance and weekends off?

The Card Collector

Dealing with the judgment of fellow card collectors and their bizarre rituals.
I went to a card collector's meeting. It was like entering a secret society. They had secret handshakes, secret codes, and I'm pretty sure there was a secret language made entirely of shuffling noises.

The Skeptical Audience Member

A skeptic who attends magic shows just to figure out how the tricks are done.
The magician said, "Pick a card, any card." I said, "Sure, how about the one with a tiny camera and a live feed to YouTube?

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