7 Jokes For Deck Of Card

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Updated on: Mar 06 2025

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I asked the deck of cards for advice, but all it gave me was a shuffle.
My computer beat me at poker. It had a good poker face—screen.
Why did the deck of cards join the gym? It wanted to improve its suit-uation.
I tried to make a house of cards, but it just wasn't in the cards for me.
I tried to build a card castle, but it just wasn't in the cards for me. Maybe I should stick to poker.
I told my friend he should get a deck of cards tattooed on his arm. Now he has a full sleeve!
What do you call a magician who plays cards underwater? A deep-sea dealer.

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