7 Jokes For Deadbeat

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Updated on: Jun 29 2024

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What did the deadbeat say at the job interview? 'I'm really good at multitasking—doing nothing on several fronts.
I told the deadbeat student to turn in his homework. He said, 'Why bother? It's not like it's going to make a difference.
I told the deadbeat painter to finish the job. He said, 'Why finish when life's a perpetual work in progress?
Why did the deadbeat become a detective? He was great at avoiding clues!
Why did the deadbeat gardener get promoted? Because he had a knack for letting things grow on him!
I told the deadbeat cashier I wanted a receipt. He said, 'For what, your wasted time?
I asked the deadbeat actor how he prepares for roles. He said, 'I don't. I let life improvise for me.

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