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Deadbeat is such a harsh term. Can't we come up with something a bit more accurate, like "Sabbatical Specialist" or "Leisure Expert"?
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Being a deadbeat is like being a coupon that expired – you had potential, but now nobody wants you.
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Calling someone a deadbeat is like saying, "Congratulations, you've successfully turned adulthood into an unpaid internship.
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You ever notice how being called a "deadbeat" is like the adult version of being told you didn't do your homework in school? It's like, "Sorry, I didn't complete my life assignments, teacher!
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You ever notice how calling someone a deadbeat is society's way of saying, "You're not winning the game of life, and your high score is zero"?
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Deadbeat is just a fancy term for someone who took the scenic route in the race of life. They're not lazy; they just appreciate the view more than the finish line.
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Being called a deadbeat is just the grown-up way of saying, "You're not contributing to the group project of life, and we're all getting a lower grade because of you!
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Deadbeat is a strong word. I prefer "Financially Challenged Explorer." I'm just out here mapping the uncharted territory of my bank account.
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Deadbeat is just a polite way of saying you're the person who never chips in for the pizza but always grabs the last slice.
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