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What's a deadbeat's favorite dance move? The sidestep, avoiding responsibility one shuffle at a time!
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Why did the deadbeat become a photographer? Because he loved the idea of always taking things 'developing' slow!
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Why did the deadbeat become a gardener? Because he could always use a little more 'thyme'!
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Why did the deadbeat refuse to play hide and seek? He said, 'Why hide when life's already seeking me out?
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Why did the deadbeat chef become a success? Because he knew how to cut corners!
Deadbeat Diplomacy
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I think deadbeats should become diplomats. I mean, who's better at avoiding commitments and international conflicts than someone who's perfected the art of disappearing from their child's life?
Deadbeat Delivery
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You ever notice how the only thing deadbeats deliver on time is disappointment? Oh, you needed that child support check by the first? My bad, I thought you said the 31st of Neveruary.
Deadbeat Dads and DIY Disasters
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You know, I recently realized that deadbeats and DIY enthusiasts have something in common - they both excel at disappearing acts. One's abandoning their kids, the other's abandoning half-finished projects. At least with the deadbeat, you don't trip over the incomplete deck every time you go to the fridge.
Deadbeat Double Life
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I met a guy who was leading a double life as a deadbeat. He had two families and was dodging child support in both. I asked him his secret, and he said, It's all about the disappearing act, my friend. Houdini would be proud.
Deadbeat Detectives
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I heard they're launching a new crime-solving reality show called Deadbeat Detectives. Yeah, they're the guys who track down elusive fathers who owe child support. It's like a mix of Maury and Sherlock Holmes. The game is afoot... and so is your responsibility!
Deadbeat Doctors
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If deadbeats were doctors, they'd be specialists in disappearing diseases. Well, sir, your ailment seems to have vanished, just like my willingness to pay alimony.
Deadbeat Daycare
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I was thinking of opening a daycare for deadbeats. You drop off your kid, and they never see their absentee parent again. We'll call it Hide and Seek Child Development Center. Paternity test required for enrollment.
Deadbeat Dance Moves
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I saw a deadbeat dad at a dance club once. He had the most incredible moves - dodging responsibility, sidestepping accountability, and executing the Vanishing Act Cha-Cha. It was like watching magic on the dance floor.
Deadbeat Diet Plans
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I've been trying this new diet where I only eat what deadbeat dads send in child support - nothing. Turns out, it's a great way to lose weight! Who needs calories when you've got bills to pay, right?
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