7 Jokes For Deadbeat

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Updated on: Jun 29 2024

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I asked the deadbeat chef if he could whip up something quick. He handed me a cup of instant noodles.
What did the deadbeat say to the motivational speaker? 'Save your breath; I've mastered the art of selective hearing.
Why did the deadbeat go to therapy? To learn the art of avoidance without guilt!
What's a deadbeat's favorite song? 'I Will Survive'—as long as it requires no effort!
I told the deadbeat comedian he needed new material. He said, 'Why bother, it's not like anyone's paying attention.
I asked the deadbeat musician to play something uplifting. He handed me the electric bill.
What's a deadbeat's favorite exercise? Dodging responsibilities!

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