7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For dead cat

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Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!

How does a cat end a fight? They hiss and make up!

What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? Purrsuasive!

What's a cat's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory—because of all the purr-ing!

What's a cat's favorite dessert? Mice cream!

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens!

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

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