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Pet Psychic
Communicating with the spirit of a dead cat
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I tried doing a seance for a dead cat. The spirit appeared, and I asked, 'What's the afterlife like?' It replied, 'It's pretty good, but I miss knocking things off shelves. Can you do something about that?'
Veterinarian
Dealing with a dead cat
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I had a client accuse me of being heartless after their cat passed away. I said, 'I assure you, my heart is very much alive. It's just well-versed in cat puns.'
Graveyard Keeper
Adding a cat to the eternal resting place
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One time, a cat was mistakenly buried here. I got a call from the owner saying, 'Can you dig it up?' I thought, 'Sure, just another day in the graveyard, performing cat-resurrections.'
Neighbor
Dealing with a neighbor's deceased cat
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I tried to console my neighbor, 'I'm sorry about your cat.' They replied, 'It's okay; she's in a better place now.' I couldn't resist, 'Is that place Amazon Prime for cats?'
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