5 Jokes For Dave Mustaine

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Updated on: May 21 2025

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Dave Mustaine walks into a bar, the bartender says, 'Why the long face?' Dave replies, 'Have you heard my latest ballad?
I told Dave Mustaine he should invest in real estate. He said, 'Why buy a house when you can 'Megadeth' it on tour?
I told Dave Mustaine a joke about metal, but he said it was too heavy for him. Guess it wasn't 'Megadeth'-approved humor!
I asked Dave Mustaine if he believes in aliens. He said, 'Of course, I've seen plenty of 'out of this world' guitar skills!
Dave Mustaine's morning routine includes playing scales – not on the guitar, but on the 'weighing' scale!

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