6 Jokes For Dave Mustaine

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Updated on: May 21 2025

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Dave Mustaine tried to write a book, but every time he got to the climax, it had too many solos. He called it 'The Thrash of the Titans.
Dave Mustaine's workout routine includes heavy lifting – guitars, that is! He calls it 'Metal-ercise.
Dave Mustaine tried to play hide and seek, but no one could hide from his killer guitar solos. He's always the 'unseekable'!
I tried to challenge Dave Mustaine to a guitar duel, but he said, 'Sorry, I only engage in 'Megaduels.
Dave Mustaine tried to teach his cat to play guitar. It was a 'cat-astrophe' – turns out, it was more into 'purr-cussion.
Dave Mustaine's favorite board game? 'Guitar Hero' – he always wins with his epic solos!

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