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I bet when Dave Mustaine goes grocery shopping, he doesn't just grab a cart. No, he insists on a shopping cart with a double-neck handle for that extra metal vibe in the produce section.
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I imagine Dave Mustaine's morning routine involves waking up and immediately entering a guitar solo competition with his reflection in the bathroom mirror. It's the only way to start the day on a truly metal note.
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I was watching an interview with Dave Mustaine, and he said his favorite cooking utensil is a fork. Well, of course! You can't shred a solo with a spoon, can you? It's all about the precision.
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You ever think about Dave Mustaine at a family barbecue? He's the guy in charge of the grill, and every time someone asks for their steak well-done, he gives them a disapproving look like they just insulted his guitar skills.
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Dave Mustaine has that classic "I'm about to tell the manager" haircut. You know the one. If he's not happy with the service, he's not afraid to shred a complaint.
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You ever notice how Dave Mustaine always looks like he just found out the coffee machine is broken at the office? It's like, "Dude, calm down, it's just decaf. Your guitar solos will survive without the caffeine boost.
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Dave Mustaine probably plays air guitar in his sleep. His dreams must be like rock concerts with pyrotechnics and everything. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just dreaming about finding matching socks.
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Dave Mustaine could turn any mundane activity into a heavy metal song. Picture him doing his taxes: "Death and Taxes: A Megadeth Production." I'd pay to see the live performance of that one.
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You ever notice how Dave Mustaine's facial expressions in Megadeth songs perfectly match the stages of realizing you left your phone at home? First, the disbelief, then the anger, and finally, the acceptance as you mentally prepare for a day without it.
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