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Dave Mustaine's GPS Again (because he's lost a lot)
Dave Mustaine's constant struggle with directions
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Dave's GPS must have a unique voice for him, like, "Turn left, unless you want to end up playing rhythm guitar for Metallica. Then, by all means, go right.
Dave Mustaine's Barber
The challenge of giving Dave Mustaine a haircut
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Dave Mustaine's barber must have nerves of steel. I mean, one wrong move, and you're not just cutting hair; you're rewriting the lyrics to "Symphony of Destruction.
Dave Mustaine's Therapist
Trying to keep Dave's anger issues in check
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I heard Dave's therapist has a secret panic button under the desk. It's not for emergencies; it's for every time Dave brings up the topic of Metallica.
Dave Mustaine's GPS
Navigating the road with Dave Mustaine
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Dave Mustaine's GPS probably gets fed up and just says, "You know what, find your own way. I'm not dealing with this traffic and your existential angst.
Dave Mustaine's Cooking Show
Creating recipes that match the intensity of Megadeth's music
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Dave's cooking show is so intense that Gordon Ramsay called him and said, "Mate, you need to chill out a bit in the kitchen." Dave replied, "Chill out? This is Megadeth, not a bake sale!
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