4 Jokes For Daughter Boyfriend

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Updated on: Aug 11 2025

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I warned my daughter's boyfriend, 'If you break her heart, I'll break your game console.' He laughed. I confiscated the controllers.
I told my daughter's boyfriend he better have her home by 10 PM. He looked at me and said, 'Sir, the world doesn't revolve around the sun; it revolves around your daughter's smile.' Smooth, but he's still coming home at 10!
I asked my daughter's boyfriend what his intentions were. He said, 'Sir, I just want to make her as happy as she makes me.' I replied, 'Good luck, the bar is set pretty high!
Why was the daughter's boyfriend always calm? Because he knew how to 'daughter' situation!

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