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My daughter's boyfriend told me he's an artist. I said, 'That's great! Paint a picture of your future together...with a stable job and a good plan.
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I asked my daughter's boyfriend if he had a 5-year plan. He said, 'Yes, it involves a ring and your daughter.' I said, 'Does it also involve a solid job? Because that's non-negotiable!
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My daughter's boyfriend claimed he was a good cook. I said, 'Impressive! Can you make instant noodles without burning water?
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My daughter's boyfriend said he's good with investments. I said, 'Invest in a box of chocolates; it might come in handy when you need to apologize.
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My daughter's boyfriend claimed he could handle anything. I handed him a tiny, fragile ornament and said, 'This is my daughter's heart. Take care.
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My daughter's boyfriend told me he wants to be a millionaire someday. So, I told him, 'Start with a billion and date my daughter.
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My daughter's boyfriend asked me for her hand in marriage. I said, 'Why? Are you planning to give it back?
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My daughter's boyfriend told me he's into astronomy. I said, 'Great, because you'll need space for my daughter's shopping bags.
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