5 Jokes For Daughter Boyfriend

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Updated on: Aug 11 2025

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Paranoid Mom

Imagining worst-case scenarios for every situation
My daughter's boyfriend said he likes adventure. I said, "Well, dating my daughter is like a rollercoaster—lots of ups, some downs, and a few moments where you question your life choices.

Supportive Best Friend

Trying to be the voice of reason while being the ultimate wingman
My best friend's daughter's boyfriend said he was nervous about meeting her parents. I reassured him, "Don't worry. We're just a bunch of normal, everyday people... who happen to have a collection of embarrassing baby photos ready to be unleashed at any moment.

Sarcastic Sibling

Pretending not to care while secretly caring a lot
My sister's boyfriend said, "Your sister and I are in love." I said, "Love? That's cute. Just wait until you have to share a bathroom for the first time.

Easygoing Dad

Balancing the desire to be cool with the responsibility of being a parent
My daughter's boyfriend complimented my cooking. I said, "Thanks, I like to think of myself as the Gordon Ramsay of the grill. Just don't ask me to say 'beef Wellington' too many times in a row.

Overprotective Dad

The fear of my little girl growing up too fast
My daughter's boyfriend asked if he could take her to a scary movie. I said, "Son, you don't need a horror film to experience true terror. Just try shaking my hand after I've been practicing my grip strength.

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