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My daughter's boyfriend offered to help with the dishes after dinner. I thought, "This guy is a keeper!" Turns out, he meant keeping them in the sink until the next day. I guess it's the thought that counts?
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My daughter's boyfriend brought her flowers, and I thought, "Well, that's sweet." Then he looked at me and said, "They're to apologize in advance for all the dad jokes I'm about to make." Points for honesty!
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Meeting your daughter's boyfriend is like being in a job interview, but instead of asking about his skills and qualifications, you're subtly trying to figure out if he can survive a family game night.
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You know your daughter is growing up when she brings her boyfriend home, and suddenly, the Wi-Fi password becomes a top-secret government code. Good luck cracking that one, buddy!
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My daughter's boyfriend asked me if I had any advice for a successful relationship. I told him, "Learn to say 'yes, dear' and practice your poker face when she asks if those jeans make her look fat.
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I found my daughter and her boyfriend watching a romantic movie, and I couldn't help but chuckle. In real life, love isn't always a perfectly scripted scene – sometimes it's arguing over who finished the last piece of pizza.
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I tried to bond with my daughter's boyfriend over sports, but it turns out he's more into gaming. He said, "It's like a virtual reality where you can be anyone you want." I replied, "Sounds a lot like marriage, my friend.
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I overheard my daughter and her boyfriend talking about their future plans. Apparently, they're thinking of adopting a cat together. Because nothing says commitment like arguing over who has to clean the litter box.
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I asked my daughter's boyfriend what he likes about her, and he said, "She completes me." I thought, "Well, she better not complete you during football season because that's strictly reserved for nachos and touchdowns!
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