7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For dalai

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What did the dalai say when he got a parking ticket? 'I guess I've parked my enlightenment in a tow-away zone!

I told the dalai I was learning to juggle. He said, 'Life is all about balance!

What do you call a dalai who tells jokes? A laughalai!

What did the dalai say about the noisy refrigerator? 'It's time to find inner peas and quiet!'

What do you call a dalai who can't stop laughing? The Dalaugh Lama!

I asked the dalai if he had a favorite dance. He said, 'Of course, it's the Karmaballet!

I told the dalai I was thinking of taking up meditation. He said, 'Well, it's a thought!

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