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The Dalai Lama's Gardener
Trying to grow enlightenment in rocky soil
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One day, the Dalai Lama caught me talking to the plants. He said, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm practicing mindfulness, Your Holiness." He replied, "Mindfulness is silent meditation, not debating the weather with a tulip!
Dalai Drama: A Soap Opera in Tibet
Love triangles at the monastery
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In one episode, a monk asks the Dalai Lama for relationship advice. The Dalai Lama says, "The key to a harmonious relationship is like chanting a mantra – repeat after me: 'I will not hog the meditation cushion.'
The Dalai Lama at a Fast Food Joint
Finding inner peace while waiting for fast food
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The Dalai Lama asked the cashier, "Do you make enlightenment to go?" The cashier looked confused, and the Dalai Lama said, "You know, a takeaway nirvana. I'm in a hurry to attain enlightenment today!
The Dalai Lama's IT Guy
Troubleshooting spiritual errors in the cosmic mainframe
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One day, I fixed a bug in his meditation app, and he said, "You've restored inner peace to the digital realm." I told him, "Don't worry, Your Holiness, I also added a feature that sends reminders for daily mindfulness – like a spiritual pop-up notification!
The Dalai Lama's Stand-Up Comedy Coach
Teaching the Dalai Lama to drop punchlines instead of wisdom bombs
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The Dalai Lama's first joke on stage: "Why did the monk meditate with a flashlight? Because he wanted to find inner light in the dark!" The audience was silent. He turned to me and said, "Maybe I should stick to enlightenment speeches.
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