8 Jokes For Dalai Lama

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Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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What happened when the Dalai Lama went on a diet? He achieved 'inner thinness'!
What do you call the Dalai Lama's style of cooking? 'Zen Cuisine' – it's all about finding the perfect balance of flavors and 'karma'!
What did the Dalai Lama say to the computer technician? 'Can you help me find 'wifi-nnati'? I'm trying to connect with the world and my 'higher self'!'
Did you hear about the Dalai Lama's baking skills? He makes great 'enlightenment' cookies - they're always 'well-rounded'!
What's the Dalai Lama's favorite music genre? Heavy 'Om'!
What did the Dalai Lama say when he went to the seafood restaurant? 'I'm hooked on 'nirvana'!', but then he thought, 'Fish are friends, not food'!
Why did the Dalai Lama open a bakery? He wanted to make 'karmuffins' – pastries with a sprinkle of good intentions!
What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor? 'Make me one with everything' – but then he asked, 'What about change?' and the vendor said, 'Change comes from within'!

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