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Why was the Dalai Lama a terrible goalkeeper? Because he refused to 'save' anything!
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Why did the Dalai Lama always carry a tissue? To find 'inner peace' when his nose gets runny!
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Why did the Dalai Lama bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to reach 'higher spirits'!
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Why did the Dalai Lama carry a map? In case he wanted to find his 'zen' direction!
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Why don't Dalai Lama and bears get along? Because they both refuse to bear ill 'karma'!
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Why did the Dalai Lama become a gardener? Because he wanted to find inner peas!
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Why did the Dalai Lama refuse to use a smartphone? He preferred a 'cell-free' existence!
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Why did the Dalai Lama become an artist? Because he wanted to draw 'inner portraits'!
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Why don't people borrow money from the Dalai Lama? Because he always expects 'karmic' interest!
Dalai Lama's Wisdom on Twitter
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I saw the Dalai Lama on Twitter the other day. Yeah, he’s tweeting about inner peace and enlightenment in 280 characters or less. I’m over here struggling to describe what I had for breakfast in under 20 words!
Dalai Lama on Dating
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Ever wonder what dating advice the Dalai Lama would give? The key to a good relationship is compassion, understanding, and making sure your partner's aura matches yours.
Dalai Lama's Tech Support
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I bet even the Dalai Lama needs tech support sometimes. Have you tried turning off your ego and turning it back on again? Namaste.
Dalai Lama's GPS Navigation
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Can you imagine the Dalai Lama using GPS? Turn left for inner peace. Recalculating route... Your ego is recalculating. Make a U-turn when possible to find tranquility.
The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Bar
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You know, the Dalai Lama walks into a bar, and the bartender says, What can I get you? The Dalai Lama replies, Make me one with everything. So the bartender hands him a drink, and the Dalai Lama gives him a twenty. The bartender says, Hey, where's my change? The Dalai Lama just smiles and says, Change comes from within.
Dalai Lama's Yoga Class
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I heard the Dalai Lama started a yoga class. Yeah, downward dog is just the warm-up. The real challenge is maintaining inner peace when your neighbor's snoring during meditation.
Dalai Lama's Self-Help Book
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I heard the Dalai Lama's writing a self-help book. Chapter 1: How to Achieve Enlightenment While Dealing with Your WiFi Going Out.
Dalai Lama's Gym Routine
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They say the Dalai Lama's got a unique gym routine. Instead of lifting weights, he lifts his spirit. And let me tell you, that's a workout I need after the holidays!
Dalai Lama's Morning Routine
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You know the Dalai Lama’s morning routine? He wakes up, stretches, and spends an hour meditating. Meanwhile, I hit snooze three times and rush to find my other sock before heading out the door.
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