7 Jokes For Cross The Road

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Updated on: Feb 18 2025

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I saw a duck crossing the road with a quizzical look. I guess it was trying to figure out why poultry gets all the jokes!
What did one road say to the other road? 'I bet you five bucks the chicken is crossing us to get to the other side!
I told the chicken not to cross the road during rush hour. It said, 'Don't worry, I'll use the peck hour lane!
I told my friend not to play hide and seek with the chicken. It's a pro at crossing roads and hiding in plain beak-on!
I asked the chicken why it crossed the road. It said, 'To prove to the armadillo that it could be done without getting flattened!
I saw a squirrel cross the road carrying a suitcase. I guess it was going on a nutty vacation!
I asked the onion why it crossed the road. It made me cry, saying, 'I can't help it, it's just my nature!

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