bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Crossing the road is like a test of trust with the traffic lights. Green means go, but I'm always skeptical, like, "Are you sure, or are you just messing with me, traffic light?
0
0
I think we can all agree that crosswalks are the VIP lanes of the road. You step on those white lines, and suddenly you feel like a celebrity crossing the red carpet. Paparazzi, aka honking cars, included.
0
0
You know you're an adult when the most exciting part of your day is successfully crossing the road without getting honked at. It's the little victories that keep us going.
0
0
I saw a chicken trying to cross the road the other day. I thought, "Is this the legendary chicken from all those jokes? And more importantly, why is it so concerned about the other side?
0
0
Crossing the road is a lot like life. Sometimes you wait for the perfect moment, and other times you just close your eyes and hope for the best.
0
0
I tried explaining the concept of "Why did the chicken cross the road?" to my dog, and he just looked at me like, "Why do you humans find poultry jaywalking so amusing?
0
0
Why did the person cross the road? Well, I don't know, but they probably forgot something on the other side. I mean, that's usually the only reason I go anywhere.
0
0
You ever notice how crossing the road is like a real-life game of Frogger? I'm out there dodging cars and thinking, "If only I had some logs and turtles to jump on.
0
0
Have you noticed how people become Olympic sprinters when they cross the road? It's like they're auditioning for the next Fast and Furious movie. I'm just trying not to trip over my own feet.
Post a Comment