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Why did the bicycle fall over when it crossed the road? It was two-tired!
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Why did the potato cross the road? Because it saw the chicken salad on the other side!
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I told my friend he should see the doctor because he keeps seeing chickens crossing the road. Turns out, he just had fowl vision!
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I asked the tomato why it crossed the road. It blushed and said, 'I wanted to ketchup with the other veggies!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again? Because it was a dirty double-crosser!
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Why did the scarecrow cross the road? To get to the cornfield on the other side, it wanted to stalk up on snacks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Maybe the chicken just wanted to prove to the armadillo on the other side that it wasn't a chicken. It had an identity crisis, you know? It strutted across that road with confidence, thinking, I'm not just poultry; I'm a free-range individual!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I think the chicken had a date on the other side. It was a blind date, of course. The chicken probably thought, Well, I've got nothing to lose, and maybe they'll be into a bird with a bit of a rebel streak!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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You know, I've been pondering this question for years. I think that chicken had some real estate on the other side. I mean, it must have heard about the booming egg market over there. I can imagine it saying, I need to invest in some prime cluck-ation property!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Maybe the chicken was a tech-savvy bird, and it heard there was free Wi-Fi on the other side. I mean, who wouldn't cross the road for a decent internet connection? It's a poultry pilgrimage for better streaming!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Maybe the chicken was playing a game of chicken with the cars, and it thought, You know what? If I cross, they'll have to stop, and I win! It's the only game where the loser ends up in a bucket.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I bet that chicken was on a quest for the mythical land of Eggs-tra. Legend has it; the yolks are bigger, and the nests are cozier. I can see it now, with a map in its wing, thinking, Just a few more beak-lengths, and I'll be there!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Maybe the chicken was in a hurry to attend a stand-up comedy show on the other side. It thought, I've got to be early; I heard there's a cracking lineup tonight! I guess it's true what they say, comedy really does bring everyone together – even the poultry!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Maybe it was a fitness fanatic chicken, you know? Counting its steps, trying to hit its daily goal. It probably had a Fitbit wing-band and thought, I've got to get my beak steps in for the day!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I heard that chicken was an escape artist. It crossed the road to break free from the coop's monotony. It probably left a note saying, Gone to find myself – and some breadcrumbs on the other side!
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