5 Jokes For Cross The Road

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 18 2025

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The Road's Perspective

Constantly being crossed without consent
I saw a road therapist the other day. It said, "People just walk all over me. I need a yellow line of emotional support.

The Pedestrian's Perspective

Dealing with judgmental farm animals
I was crossing the road, and a chicken whispered, "You're doing it wrong." I said, "Well, I'm not trying to wing it like you!

The Driver's Perspective

The challenge of avoiding unpredictable chickens
I got pulled over for speeding, and the cop asked, "Do you know why I stopped you?" I said, "Was it the chicken crossing or my impression of a NASCAR driver?

The Chicken's Perspective

The existential crisis of crossing the road
So, the chicken finally crossed the road after years of contemplation. Turns out, the grass is always cluckier on the other side.

The Egg's Perspective

The fear of being cracked
I asked an egg if it wanted to cross the road. It said, "I'm not ready. I need to hatch a plan first.

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