7 Jokes For Criss Angel

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Updated on: Aug 04 2025

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I challenged Criss Angel to a cooking competition. He turned my dish into a dove. I guess it was a 'fly'-vorful dish!
Why did Criss Angel bring a map to the magic show? He wanted to make sure his career didn't get lost in the illusion!
I asked Criss Angel if he could make my job disappear. He said, 'I'm a magician, not a career counselor!
I asked Criss Angel if he could make my student loans disappear. He said, 'I'm a magician, not a miracle worker!
I challenged Criss Angel to a staring contest. He won, but I think he was just pulling the wool over my eyes!
Why did Criss Angel become a musician? He wanted to make the audience experience his 'spell-binding' performances!
Criss Angel opened a restaurant where the food magically disappears after you order. It's called 'Now You See It, Now You Don't' Dining!

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