5 Jokes For Criss Angel

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 04 2025

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A Clueless Stagehand

Constantly messing up Criss Angel's magic tricks.
I thought I'd help Criss with his disappearing act. So, I moved the trapdoor to the front of the stage. Let's just say, Criss is now on an unplanned vacation underground.

Criss Angel's Assistant

Constantly outshone by Criss Angel's magic.
I asked Criss if I could do a magic trick once. He said, "Sure, make yourself disappear." Thanks, boss.

A Skeptical Audience Member

Not buying into Criss Angel's illusions.
Criss Angel says he can read minds. I tested him by thinking about pizza throughout the entire show. He didn't mention pizza once. I demand a refund.

A Jealous Magician

Feeling overshadowed by Criss Angel's popularity.
Criss claims to bend reality. I tried the same thing and ended up with a twisted ankle. Reality: 1, Jealous Magician: 0.

Criss Angel's Therapist

Dealing with the stress of Criss Angel's constant need to be mysterious.
Criss asked if therapy could help him disappear. I said, "Sure, it's called a vacation. You take one, and we're all happy.

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