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Criss Angel's favorite song? 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' by The Illusionists!
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Why did Criss Angel become a gardener? He wanted to show everyone his 'unbe-leaf-able' skills!
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Criss Angel's favorite dance move? The disappearing act! It's a step in the right direction.
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Why did Criss Angel bring a ladder to the magic show? Because he wanted to take his career to the next level!
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I saw Criss Angel at a bakery. He turned a baguette into a rabbit. Now that's what I call a 'bread-iculous' illusion!
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Criss Angel tried to make his dog disappear. Now he's just left with a 'paw-some' trick!
Criss Angel, the Magician or the Misdirection Mastermind?
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You ever watch Criss Angel, the magician? I can't tell if he's performing magic tricks or just distracting us from realizing his hair defies the laws of gravity. I mean, who needs levitation when your hair is reaching for the stars?
Criss Angel's Greatest Trick: Making Las Vegas Disappear (For a Night)
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Criss Angel once claimed he'd make Las Vegas disappear. Well, I waited all night, and all that vanished was my hope of getting back the money I lost at the blackjack table. Bravo, Criss, bravo.
Criss Angel and the Case of the Disappearing Budget
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I saw Criss Angel's latest magic show, and I think the real illusion is how he made the production budget vanish. It's like he said, Watch me turn $1 million into a rabbit...oh wait, where did the million go?
Criss Angel's Fitness Routine: Turning Skepticism into Cardio
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Criss Angel must have an intense workout routine. Every time someone questions his magic, he just runs away, and we're left on the treadmill of skepticism, panting and wondering, Was that a trick or a jog?
Criss Angel's Magic Word: 'Ta-da...or Not?'
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Criss Angel always says ta-da after a trick, but half the time, I'm not sure if the trick's done or if he's just taken a moment to enjoy the awkward silence. Ta-da or ta-don't? The suspense is killing me...slowly.
Criss Angel, the Houdini of Hair Gel
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Have you noticed Criss Angel's hair? It's like he's in a constant battle with gravity. I bet his hair gel is made by wizards because it's the only explanation for defying the laws of physics and style simultaneously.
Criss Angel, the Illusionist or the Time Traveler?
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I watched a Criss Angel show the other day, and I'm convinced he's a time traveler. Not because of his tricks, but because only someone from the past could think bedazzled cargo pants are still cool.
Criss Angel's Secret Potion: Part Water, Part Hairspray
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I heard Criss Angel has a secret potion for his magic. It's part water, part hairspray. Because when you're making things disappear, you need the right mix of liquidity and hold—just like his hair's relationship with reality.
Criss Angel's Rabbit Sidekick: An Aspiring Escape Artist
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Criss Angel always pulls a rabbit out of his hat, but have you noticed how the rabbit looks at the audience? It's like the bunny's thinking, Help! I didn't sign up for a disappearing act; I just wanted some lettuce!
Criss Angel, the Master of Mind Reading (Our Minds: 'Make This Stop')
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Criss Angel claims to read minds, but if he could really do that, he'd have retired by now after reading the collective thoughts of audiences screaming, Please, Criss, no more mind games! We just want our wallets back!
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