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What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst käse scenario!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches during COVID-19? A waist of time!
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Why did the laptop get quarantined? Because it had a bad case of the screens!
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Why did the tomato turn red during COVID-19? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the bicycle fall over during COVID-19? Because it was two-tired of staying indoors!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award during COVID-19? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the banana refuse to leave the house during COVID-19? Because it didn't want to peel ill!
Covid19 - The Only Thing Spreading Faster Than the Virus Is My Collection of Unfinished DIY Projects
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They say the virus spreads exponentially, but have you seen my attempts at assembling IKEA furniture? It’s like a 3D representation of chaos theory.
Covid19 - The Real Test of 'Till Death Do Us Part
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I used to think in sickness and in health was a romantic vow. Little did I know, we were all signing up for in pandemic and in panic-buying toilet paper.
Covid19 - The Reason My Dog Thinks I Quit My Job to Be His Full-Time Entertainer
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My dog is thrilled about the pandemic. He thinks I’m finally living my best life, showering him with attention 24/7. Little does he know, I'm just unemployed.
Covid19 - Where Six Feet Apart Feels Like a Romantic Getaway
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Remember when getting too close to someone was a romantic gesture? Now, if you're within six feet of me, you better be delivering pizza or my Amazon package.
Covid19 - The One Time My Introverted Self Feels Like a Social Pioneer
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I’ve been practicing social distancing since before it was cool. Now, people call it responsible, but I call it my everyday lifestyle choice.
Covid19 - The Only Time We’re Okay With Ghosting
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You know you've hit a new level of social distancing when even your ex’s communication skills start to resemble 2020 – disappearing without warning.
Covid19 - Making Us Appreciate Unseen Superheroes: IT Support
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I used to roll my eyes at the IT guy fixing my computer remotely. Now, I treat him like a wizard who magically banishes tech gremlins from my digital realm. Bless you, unseen hero!
Covid19 - The Reason My Microwave and I Are Now Best Friends
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My microwave has become my confidant during these times. It doesn't judge my questionable cooking choices, and it always finishes in 60 seconds or less. It's the ultimate quarantine buddy.
Covid19 - Teaching Us That the Real Heroes Wear Masks, Not Capes
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I never thought the most considerate thing I could do for society is wear a mask to the grocery store. Batman, step aside – I got this!
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