5 Covid19 Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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Online Shopping

The thrill of buying things you don't need without leaving your couch
I've become a pro at tracking packages. Move over, Sherlock Holmes. I know the exact location of my new blender at all times.

Zoom Meetings

Trying to look professional while working from home
The only time I'm punctual now is when I have to unmute myself before saying, "Sorry, can you repeat that?

Social Distancing

The struggle of staying six feet apart
When someone invades my six-foot bubble, I don't say anything. I just start humming the Jaws theme until they get the hint.

Masks

Expressing yourself when half your face is covered
I've realized masks are the perfect excuse for forgetting people's names. "Sorry, I didn't recognize you with the mask on" is my go-to line now.

Home Gym

The battle between staying fit and the temptation of the fridge
The only six-pack I've gained during lockdown is in the fridge. I'm officially on a liquid diet—gotta stay hydrated, right?

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