7+ Best One Liners Jokes For count on

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Why did the pencil become an accountant? Because it could always count on its point!

I told my computer I needed more storage. It replied, 'You can count on me to store your emotional baggage too!

I'm friends with all electricians. You can really count on them to light up the room!

I asked my calculator if it could count on me. It said, 'You can always count on me for a good calculation!

Why did the accountant break up with the calculator? It couldn't count on their relationship adding up!

You can always count on the calendar. It has its days numbered!

I asked my watch if I could count on it to always be on time. It said, 'You can watch and learn!

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