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The Cookie Monster is a true foodie – but only for cookies. He's like a connoisseur of chocolate chips, an aficionado of oatmeal raisin. Meanwhile, I'm over here debating the merits of crunchy versus creamy peanut butter.
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I love how the Cookie Monster always has cookie crumbs all over his face. It's like his version of a five o'clock shadow. I'm thinking of adopting that look – not with cookies, though, just with the remnants of a good pizza.
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The Cookie Monster is the original influencer. I mean, he's been promoting cookies way before Instagram. Forget fitness influencers; give me a cookie influencer any day. "Today's workout: lifting cookies to my mouth.
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The Cookie Monster has a tough job. I mean, he's the only one on Sesame Street who has to deal with a constant existential crisis. Every day, he's asking himself, "Is today the day I finally conquer my cookie addiction?
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I was thinking about the Cookie Monster the other day. That guy has zero self-control. I wish I had his level of commitment when it comes to my goals. Imagine going after your dreams like he goes after cookies – with pure determination and a few crumbs on your face.
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The Cookie Monster is the only character on Sesame Street who doesn't need therapy. He's got cookies – the original stress relief. Forget meditation; just grab a handful of cookies and let the crunching drown out your worries.
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The Cookie Monster is a rebel. He eats cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner – breaking all the rules. I tried that once, and my dentist gave me a lecture. I guess they don't appreciate my commitment to a well-balanced cookie-based diet.
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You ever notice how the Cookie Monster is the most relatable character on Sesame Street? I mean, who among us hasn't had a day where we devoured a whole pack of cookies and then looked at ourselves like, "Well, that escalated quickly.
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I bet the Cookie Monster is a hit at parties. Imagine him showing up with a plate of cookies and being the life of the party. Meanwhile, the rest of us are trying to make small talk while awkwardly holding our store-bought chips.
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