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Cookie Monster's Life Coach
Finding Life's Purpose Beyond Cookies
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Cookie Monster is on a quest for self-discovery. I suggested he try new hobbies. He tried painting, but instead of a landscape, he ended up with a canvas covered in chocolate chip fingerprints. I guess art is subjective, right?
Cookie Monster's Therapist
Coping with Cookie Addiction
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I suggested to Cookie Monster that he try substitution therapy. You know, replace cookies with something else. So now, he's addicted to kale. He's like, "Me want kale!" I'm just happy he's eating his greens, even if it's with the same level of enthusiasm.
Cookie Monster's Financial Advisor
Budgeting for Cookie Expenses
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He wanted to open a cookie savings account. I had to gently break it to him that such a thing doesn't exist. Now, every time he sees an ATM, he thinks it's a cookie dispenser. I guess in a way, it dispenses his version of happiness.
Cookie Monster's Dating Coach
Finding Love Despite Cookie Obsession
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We're working on his pick-up lines. His go-to used to be, "Are you a cookie? Because you make me crumble." I suggested something more subtle, like, "Are you a cookie? Because I want to take a byte out of your heart." It's a work in progress.
Cookie Monster's Personal Trainer
Balancing Cookie Love with Fitness Goals
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Cookie Monster is all about cheat days. I told him he could have a cheat day, but he misunderstood. Now every day is a cheat day for him. He's like, "Me cheat on diet with cookies, but it's okay because me also cheat on cookies with other cookies!
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