5 Jokes About Commitment

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Updated on: Aug 16 2025

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I asked my dog about his commitment to fetch. He said, 'I'm all in – it's a ball and chain relationship!
I'm so committed to my morning routine that if I miss it, my coffee gives me the cold brew shoulder!
I asked my girlfriend if she's committed to our relationship. She said, 'Of course, I'm in it for the long term – like a subscription to a streaming service.
I wanted to tell a time-traveling joke about commitment, but you didn't like it yet – it's a future engagement!
My commitment to puns is unwavering. I guess you could say it's a play-ted relationship!

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