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Marriage is the ultimate commitment. It's like deciding to merge your streaming service accounts – you can't just cancel it whenever you want, and suddenly, you find yourself binge-watching shows you never signed up for. "Honey, why are we watching a documentary on cheese making?
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Being an adult is all about commitment. Remember when the most significant commitment was deciding which color Gushers to eat first? Now it's choosing a career path, and you're just hoping it's as satisfying as the fruity explosion of childhood snacks.
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You ever notice how commitment is a lot like buying a houseplant? At first, you're all excited, watering it every day, giving it sunlight, but after a while, you realize it's just another thing in your life that needs attention. And suddenly, you understand why commitment is sometimes called the "relationship plant" – it needs constant care, or it starts wilting.
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Commitment is like trying to fold a fitted sheet. You start with good intentions, but halfway through, you question your life choices and consider just crumpling it into a ball. Similarly, halfway through a relationship, you're just hoping you can smooth out the wrinkles.
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Commitment is like assembling furniture from IKEA. At first, it's exciting – you have the instructions, the tools, and a vision of the finished product. But after a few hours, you're surrounded by random screws, questioning your life choices, and realizing that maybe you weren't meant to build that bookshelf after all.
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Have you ever committed to a new hobby? It's like deciding to learn to play the guitar. At first, you're dedicated, practicing every day, but after a while, your guitar becomes a stylish decoration in the corner of the room, silently judging your lack of musical talent.
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Have you ever committed to a gym membership? It's like committing to a relationship with exercise equipment – initially thrilling, but eventually, you're just avoiding eye contact and pretending you don't know each other.
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Commitment is like owning a pet. At first, it's all cuddles and excitement. But then reality hits, and you're cleaning up messes, dealing with unexpected expenses, and wondering if your commitment level is more suited to a low-maintenance houseplant.
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Commitment is like choosing a Wi-Fi password. At first, you think it's fun coming up with something unique and memorable. But then, a few months later, you're stuck with it, regretting your decision, and wondering if "ILovePizza123" really reflects the essence of your internet connection.
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Commitment is like starting a new diet. You begin with enthusiasm, planning your meals, counting calories, and convincing yourself that kale chips are a suitable replacement for potato chips. But eventually, you find yourself in the pantry, whispering sweet nothings to a bag of Doritos.
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