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Why did the tomato turn red during the wedding? It saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the mathematician propose to the geometry book? He wanted to make a solid commitment!
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Why did the grape propose to the raisin? It was ready for a commitment to becoming a bunch!
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Why did the commitment-phobic book break up with its partner? It just couldn't handle the binding relationship!
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Why did the bicycle break up with the unicycle? It felt like a one-tired relationship!
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Why did the calendar break up with its partner? It felt too tied down by all the dates!
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What did the pen say to the paper? 'Let's stick together – we make a great committed pair!
Commitment Diet
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People say relationships are like diets – you have to commit to them. Well, I must be on the commitment version of the potato chip diet because, no matter how hard I try, I can't stick to just one.
Commitment IQ Test
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I tried taking an IQ test on commitment. Turns out, I have commitment intelligence so low, it's like my brain is on a permanent vacation. My commitment level is the equivalent of a Do Not Disturb sign at an open mic night.
Marathon of Commitment
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Commitment is like running a marathon. I'm more of a sprinter, you know? I start off strong, but halfway through, I'm already thinking about the snacks at the finish line.
Commitment Phobia Olympics
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I recently realized I have commitment phobia. I can't commit to a phone plan, let alone a life partner. I treat relationships like a gym membership – sign up, go once or twice, then ghost them.
Commitment GPS
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Commitment is like a GPS – constantly recalculating. I'm on the road of life, and my commitment GPS is stuck in an eternal loop of saying, Make a U-turn when possible.
Commitment Confidential
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I treat commitment like a top-secret government document – I'll neither confirm nor deny its existence. You ask me about marriage plans, and I'm like, I'm sorry, that information is classified.
Commitment Conundrum
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You know, they say the key to a successful relationship is commitment. But honestly, my commitment level is like a Wi-Fi signal in a crowded coffee shop – one minute it's strong, and the next, it's searching for a connection.
Commitment vs. Pizza
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My commitment issues are so bad; I can't even commit to a pizza topping. The delivery guy calls, Sir, you ordered a pizza 45 minutes ago, are you still in the mood for pineapple? I'm like, Pineapple? I don't even remember ordering the pizza!
Commitment Alarm Clock
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Commitment is like an alarm clock. It goes off every morning, reminding me that I agreed to adult responsibilities. And just like my snooze button, I keep hitting the not now option.
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