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The New Year's Resolution Enthusiast's Perspective
Committing to New Year's resolutions
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I decided to commit to waking up early every morning. The good news is I'm usually awake to see the sunrise. The bad news is it's the sunrise of the next day.
The Procrastinator's Perspective
Committing to procrastination
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My commitment to procrastination is so strong that I joined a support group for it. We meet every week, but nobody ever shows up. We always plan to discuss strategies to overcome procrastination, but, you know, we'll get to it eventually.
The Gym Enthusiast's Perspective
Committing to a fitness routine
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My commitment to a healthy lifestyle is so strong that I even bought a fitness tracker. It tracks my steps from the couch to the fridge. I call it my snack-ercise tracker.
The Job Hopper's Perspective
Committing to a job
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My commitment to work is so strong that I've mastered the art of looking busy. My boss walked by and said, "Wow, you're really dedicated." Little does he know, I was just typing the lyrics to "Bohemian Rhapsody.
The Relationship Expert's Perspective
Committing to a relationship
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My commitment to my relationship is like Wi-Fi on an airplane – it comes and goes. But when it's there, you better believe I'll be posting lovey-dovey pictures on social media. It's all about commitment... to my online image.
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