7 Jokes For Commensurate

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Updated on: Mar 10 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. The embrace, however, was not commensurate with what I meant!
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. Generosity is not commensurate with their aquatic lifestyle!
Why did the mathematician only tell commensurate jokes? Because they wanted everything to add up in laughter!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Turns out, ears are not commensurate with the keys!
I tried to write a pun about construction, but I'm still under development. The completion is not commensurate with my building blocks!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised, but the arch was not commensurate!
I asked my computer to make a pun. It replied, 'I'm sorry, that's not commensurate with my programming.

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