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I asked my dog how his day was. He said it was rough. The tail wag, however, was not commensurate with his 'ruff' day!
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. The commensurate response was to call the espresso-police!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of not being commensurate with its balance!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! The blush, however, was not commensurate with the salad's charm!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, and that's just not commensurate!
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