7 Jokes For Commandment

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Updated on: Aug 14 2024

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Why was the musician worried about the fourth commandment? He feared he'd run out of 'rests'!
Why did the comedian excel at following the tenth commandment? He had a 'stand-up' character!
Why did the software programmer break the first commandment? Because he couldn't resist the urge to 'Ctrl + Alt + Delete'!
What do you call it when a lawyer breaks the eighth commandment? Legal tender!
Did you hear about the fashion designer who broke the commandment about coveting? She just couldn't help but 'seam' beautiful!
Breaking the third commandment isn't allowed, but I've heard it's pretty 'damning'!
Why did the actor never break the tenth commandment? He was always 'scripted' to be content!

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