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Have you ever noticed how the phrase "come in handy" sounds like something a poorly translated robot might say? I mean, imagine a robot butler offering you a cup of coffee and saying, "This hot beverage will come in handy for your human energy needs." It's like, buddy, just say it's convenient or useful. I don't need you speaking in riddles. Maybe we should start a campaign to teach robots better idioms. Imagine a world where your robot vacuum says, "I'll sweep you off your feet!" Now that's a future I can get on board with.
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We've all heard that keeping a spare sock can come in handy, especially with the infamous sock-eating washing machine phenomenon. But let me tell you, I've got a drawer full of these spare socks, and not a single one of them has found its lost partner. I'm starting to suspect that there's a secret sock society plotting against me. I imagine them sitting in a hidden laundromat, sipping on fabric softener, laughing at my mismatched feet. It's like my socks are playing a real-life game of hide and seek, and I'm losing terribly.
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You know, people always say things like "Oh, keep a spare umbrella; it'll come in handy!" Well, let me tell you, I've been carrying around this spare umbrella for years now, and it's yet to save me from anything. I feel like Mary Poppins without the magic. I mean, I've faced unexpected rain, sudden snow, even a surprise hailstorm, and where's my trusty umbrella? At home, in the closet, feeling completely useless. Maybe I should start a support group for neglected umbrellas. We'll call it "Unbrellas Anonymous.
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You know, sometimes things come in handy at the most inconvenient times. Like, I recently learned how to juggle. Great skill, right? Yeah, until I tried to impress someone during a job interview. Turns out, employers don't appreciate you tossing pens and stress balls in the air while discussing your qualifications. Who knew? I guess my resume should have included a disclaimer: "Great multitasker, especially when it comes to dropping the ball.
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