10 Jokes For Come In Handy

Observational Jokes

Updated on: Feb 23 2025

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Tupperware containers are great – they come in handy for storing leftovers. However, opening the cabinet where I keep them is like opening Pandora's Box. Lids flying, containers cascading – it's like a kitchen avalanche in there.
I recently bought a toolbox because I thought it would come in handy. Little did I know, the only time I'd open it is to search for a specific screwdriver, and I'd find every other tool in the universe conspiring against me.
Have you ever noticed how bookmarks always come in handy, yet we can never find one when we need it? It's like they're on vacation whenever you're in the middle of an intense novel, enjoying a suspenseful plot twist.
Cell phones are amazing. They come in handy for everything – from checking the time to pretending you're texting when you're trying to avoid someone. They're basically the Swiss Army knife of awkward social situations.
Post-it notes are fantastic inventions. They come in handy for reminders and notes. But tell me, why is it that I find them stuck to the bottom of my shoe more often than on my desk?
Shopping carts, they come in handy at the store, right? But why do they always have that one wheel that insists on going its own way? It's like, "Hey, cart, we're all trying to shop in a straight line here!
You know, scissors always come in handy. But have you ever noticed that whenever you need them, they're playing hide and seek in the junk drawer? It's like they have a secret society meeting in there.
Why is it that whenever you have a pen that comes in handy, it mysteriously disappears? It's like they have a secret mission to join the sock conspiracy in the laundry room, leaving you to search for something to jot down with a dry spaghetti noodle.
Umbrellas are fantastic inventions. They come in handy when it's raining, and you need to protect yourself from the elements. But have you ever tried closing one? It's like wrestling an octopus that's taken up yoga.
Ziplock bags – they come in handy when you want to store leftovers. But trying to open one is like participating in a thumb-wrestling championship. It's a battle of strength, agility, and the will to not resort to scissors.

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