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Why did the gardener bring a pencil to the garden? In case they wanted to draw their own path—creativity really comes in handy when landscaping!
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I bought a vacuum cleaner, and it really sucks. But that's okay because it comes in handy when I need to clean up my act!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! Always check your tires; it comes in handy for a smooth ride!
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Why did the belt get promoted? It always knew how to buckle down and come in handy when things got tight!
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Why do magicians never get lost? Because they always have their trusty wand—it really comes in handy for disappearing acts!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! That's why ketchup always comes in handy!
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I tried to impress my date by cooking a fancy dinner. I'm there chopping vegetables like a culinary ninja, and then the recipe asks for something called mise en place. I'm like, What the heck is mise en place? Turns out, it's just a French way of saying, Get your act together and have everything ready. So now, my French vocabulary comes in handy for covering up my kitchen chaos.
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My mom always tells me to learn useful skills, you know, just in case. I'm like, Mom, when am I ever going to need to crochet a scarf while riding a unicycle? And she goes, You never know, it might come in handy! Yeah, handy for what, a circus audition?
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I bought a fire extinguisher for my kitchen. You know, just in case my cooking skills decided to set the place ablaze. I showed it off to my friend, and he goes, Wow, you're really prepared. Yeah, prepared for what? A culinary inferno? I'd rather not have my kitchen turn into a scene from an action movie, thank you very much.
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I have a friend who's always prepared for everything. He's got a flashlight, a Swiss Army knife, and probably a parachute in his backpack. I asked him, Dude, why do you carry all this stuff? He looks at me dead serious and says, You never know when it might come in handy. I'm just waiting for the day he pulls out a ladder in the middle of a conversation. Handy for reaching those high notes, you know?
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You ever notice how the phrase come in handy is like the Swiss Army knife of compliments? It's like, Hey, you know, you might not be great at anything, but you're here, and who knows, you might come in handy at some point!
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I tried fixing a leaky faucet once. Emphasis on tried. I'm there with a wrench, a bucket, and a YouTube tutorial open on my phone. After an hour of wrestling with the pipes, I realized my only real skill was making the situation worse. My friend walks in and says, Well, looks like your plumbing skills really came in handy. Yeah, handy for turning my kitchen into a water park.
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I tried assembling a piece of furniture the other day. You know, one of those DIY things. The instructions were like hieroglyphics, and I'm pretty sure I accidentally built a bookshelf instead of a coffee table. My roommate walks in and says, Well, at least it came in handy for storing your confusion. Yeah, thanks, now I have a PhD in furniture ambiguity.
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I bought a first aid kit recently. I figured it's a good thing to have around, you know, just in case. But every time I open it, I feel like I'm auditioning for a medical drama. I'm like, Don't worry, I got this! Meanwhile, the band-aids and antiseptic are just sitting there, like, When are we ever going to come in handy, doc?
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I hate when people say, Oh, I have a friend who's really handy. Like, great, I have a friend who's really good at fixing stuff, and I have a friend who's really good at ordering pizza. Guess which friend comes in handy more often? Hint: it's not the one with the toolbox.
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I bought a multitool the other day. You know, the ones that have like 27 different functions? I was excited. I thought, This is it! I'm going to be the MacGyver of my generation! Turns out, the only thing that came in handy was the bottle opener. Because nothing says 'handy' like being able to crack open a cold one while staring at a broken doorknob you can't fix.
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