5 Jokes For Come In Handy

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 23 2025

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The Social Handyman

More interested in chatting with neighbors than actually fixing anything
Fixing things for neighbors is my version of therapy. I may not solve my problems, but at least I'm building a reputation as the go-to guy for loose doorknobs and leaky faucets.

The Forgetful Handyman

Always forgetting tools and making do with what's on hand
My toolbox is like a time capsule. I open it, and it's a trip down memory lane, trying to recall what each rusty, unidentified object was initially meant for.

The Overconfident Handyman

Thinks they can fix anything, but the results are often questionable
People say confidence is attractive, but I'm pretty sure they've never seen me confidently approach a plumbing issue with nothing but a YouTube tutorial and blind optimism.

The Tech-Savvy Handyman

Believes technology can fix everything, sometimes to a fault
My robot vacuum is my most rebellious appliance. It refuses to clean under the couch, and I suspect it's holding a grudge. I might wake up one day to find 'Dustbunny Revolution' graffiti all over my floors.

The Paranoid Handyman

Always convinced that the smallest household problem is a catastrophe waiting to happen
I have a closet that creaks louder than a ghost trying to get your attention. I'm not scared of ghosts, but my closet gives me the creeps. Maybe my clothes are haunted.

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