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Why did the guy in a coma become a gardener? He wanted to get back to his roots!
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I asked the nurse if I could tell my unconscious friend a joke. She said, 'Coma-n, don't bother.
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I tried to make a joke about coma patients, but it was too unconscious for anyone to get.
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I tried to tell a joke to my friend in a coma, but it was a real snooze fest. I guess he's the expert in that field.
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Why did the pillow break up with the blanket? It said, 'You always smother me, and I need space to dream—just like a coma patient!
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My friend said he's been in a coma for days. I asked if it was a dream come true. He didn't answer; he's still catching up on sleep.
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I told my friend a joke about a coma, and he laughed so hard he almost woke up. Almost.
Coma Conundrums
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I read about this guy who woke up from a coma after 20 years. Can you imagine the shock? I can't even handle the shock of waking up after a power nap. I wake up, disoriented, thinking I've time-traveled to the future, and all I missed was my dentist appointment.
Coma-Sutra
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You ever think about relationships in comas? I mean, if you're in a coma, your dating app profile must be wild. I enjoy long walks on the hospital corridor and candlelit dinners with the heart monitor as background music.
Coma-ndments
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I heard they're making a set of commandments for people in comas. Rule number one: Thou shalt not snore louder than the hospital machinery. And rule number two: Thou shalt not wake up until the doctor says it's time. It's like the 11th commandment: Thou shalt not hit the snooze button on life.
Coma Cosplay
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I found out there's a new trend – coma cosplay. People are dressing up as their favorite comatose characters. I tried it once; I went as Sleeping Beauty. Turns out, it's not as charming when you're napping on the bus.
Coma-fort Food
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I read that some people in comas can hear what's going on around them. So, if you have a friend in a coma, just bring their favorite food and eat it in front of them. It's like a coma-fort food service.
Living in a Coma
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You know, I've been doing some research lately, trying to understand what it's like to be in a coma. Turns out, it's a lot like being at a family reunion – you're technically present, but completely checked out. I mean, at least in a coma, you don't have to pretend to enjoy Aunt Mildred's meatloaf.
Coma-nity Service
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I read about a guy who faked a coma for two years to avoid jury duty. I'm not saying it's a brilliant idea, but it's a committed form of community service. I can't even commit to a gym membership.
Coma-nomics
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They say time in a coma is like time in a black hole – it warps. I'm thinking, if you ever want to save money on rent, just slip into a coma for a few months. Boom, time-traveling on a budget.
Coma Cafe
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I heard they're opening a new coffee shop for people in comas. Yeah, it's called Coma Cafe. I guess the barista asks, Do you want that espresso in a cup, or should we just hook it up to your IV?
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