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Comas seem like time travel, but with a lousy tour guide. You're out for months or even years, and when you wake up, everything's changed. It's like binge-watching a series and skipping a season accidentally.
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Comas make you appreciate consciousness. I mean, can you imagine missing out on the latest memes and viral TikToks? Waking up to outdated references would be a culture shock.
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I wonder if people in comas get bored of dreaming. I mean, there's only so much dream analysis one can do before wanting to scream, "Okay, subconscious, I get it, I have unresolved childhood issues!
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Comas must be the ultimate excuse for missing work. "Sorry, boss, I was in a coma." No one questions that. It's the get-out-of-jail-free card in the game of adult responsibilities.
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You know, "coma" feels like the ultimate nap—like someone hit the snooze button on life. But I bet when you wake up from a coma, you're just hoping your dreams weren't as embarrassing as some of your Facebook posts.
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Comas must be the only time in life when everyone's rooting for you to just lie there and do nothing. "Come on, buddy, you got this—just keep snoozing.
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They say time flies when you're having fun, but in a coma, time must be on a different cosmic vacation. It's like the universe hits pause and forgets to hit play again.
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Comas are like the ultimate unplanned digital detox. No social media, no notifications, just pure uninterrupted peace. But waking up and facing a backlog of messages is probably more stressful than the coma itself.
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I've often thought about comas and how people might be catching up on all the missed episodes of their favorite shows. Imagine waking up from a coma and being more concerned about who ended up on the Iron Throne than what year it is.
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