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Patient's Experience
The patient's confusion about what happened during the coma.
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People ask me if I dreamt during my coma. Dream? I was expecting a real "Inception" moment, like waking up with a sudden urge to plant an idea in someone's mind. Instead, I woke up wondering if my dreams are now in reruns on some obscure channel.
Medical Staff
The absurdity and challenges faced by medical professionals in dealing with comatose patients.
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You know you've been dealing with comatose patients for too long when you start high-fiving them whenever their vitals spike. "Hey, buddy, great blood pressure today! Fist bump if you can hear me... or not.
Media and Pop Culture
How the media sensationalizes coma stories.
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The media makes it sound like waking up from a coma is this big event. They interview you like you've been to an alternate universe and back. "Tell us, what did you see? Any messages from aliens?" Yeah, sorry to disappoint, it was just a long nap.
Family and Friends
Dealing with the awkwardness of visiting someone in a coma.
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Visiting hours during a coma are like open mic night at a comedy club - everyone's trying out their best material on someone who's not giving any feedback. It's tough; I'm starting to feel like a stand-up comedian in front of a stone-faced audience.
Philosophical Perspective
Reflecting on life's absurdities through the lens of a coma experience.
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They told me I'd have a new lease on life after my coma. But seriously, where do I cancel this subscription? It's been a month, and I haven't even read the terms and conditions!
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