4 Church Folks Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 13 2025

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You ever notice how church folks have their own language? It's like they've got a secret code that the rest of us just can't crack. You walk into a church, and suddenly it's like you're in a foreign country, and everyone's speaking in tongues - and I'm not talking about
Church potlucks are a whole different level of chaos. You've got Sister Johnson's famous mac and cheese, and suddenly it's like a battleground for the last scoop. People are throwing elbows and giving side-eye like they're fighting for the last piece of the Holy Grail.
And let's not forget the
Can we talk about church fashion for a moment? Church folks have a way of turning the pews into their own personal runway. I walked in wearing jeans and a T-shirt, and suddenly I felt like I was underdressed for the Holy Fashion Week.
There's always that one church lady
You ever try to follow along with the church bulletin during the service? It's like trying to decode the Da Vinci Code. You're flipping through the pages, and suddenly you're in the middle of a hymn that you've never heard before. I'm just waiting for Tom Hanks to show up

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