5 Church Folks Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 13 2025

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The Sleepy Parishioner

Trying to stay awake during the sermon
They say counting sheep helps you sleep. In church, it's counting blessings, but I think I reached my heavenly limit.

The Devout Granny

Balancing piety and the occasional slip
Last Sunday, Granny accidentally brought her knitting needles to church. She said, "I thought the sermon was about casting away our sins!

The Potluck Enthusiast

Struggling to keep the potluck holy and edible
We have a competition at our church potlucks: Who can make a dish that lasts longer than the pastor's sermon? So far, only the fruitcake has won.

The Overly Enthusiastic Choir Member

Turning every hymn into a Broadway musical
Last week, our choir tried singing a cappella. It turns out, they needed more than divine intervention to stay on key.

The Tech-Savvy Churchgoer

Navigating the clash between tradition and modernity
I brought my e-reader to church, and someone said, "The only spirit we should be reading is the Holy Spirit." I replied, "Well, it's the gospel according to Kindle.

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